Though they say "a whole lifetime is not enough to study half of human attitude" but human being can still be understood at least to some extents. The wise one said "you cannot know everything about something, so try to know something about everything"
If you've been admitted into any higher institution before, you must have at least met one of these students i 'm about to pen out, and if you've never been admitted, just relax, it is 99.9% sure that you'll meet at least one of these students whenever you get there.
The School Freak
Most of these show their "swags" online, they will take pictures making sure that the name of their school shows at the background of the pics, they look down on those who haven't got admission as if they are outdated or they are not "among". Their social status-updates are like # UNN Better By Far # School Life is Making Sense # GNC 101 on point # Matric on My Pwetty Mind etcSome of them will un-friend their secondary school friends that are yet to get admission. Sad though!!!
The Story Tellers
These ones will always have story to tell about their previous life and secondary school life, if their roommate is someone that does not like listening, that means the person is in trouble because they'll continue to tell him/her even if he/she is tired of hearing. They can talk! smileyThe "Level Don Change" Girls
Probably they've been watching campus movies when they were in secondary school, fantasizing the flamboyant lifestyle of the so called "big girls", they have now concluded in their mind that immediately they secure admission, "them go take for school!". So, their first aim in school is to "belong", the rich ones among than will lie to collect money from home to buy new clothes, shoes, makeups, bags etc while the less privileged ones will start "business" (runs) with their "fixed capital" (body) in the name of being the "big girl".The Queen's Children
You'll recognize this type within the 3days of interacting with them, though their English sounds like learners' English yet they still form Queen Elizabeth's intonation (British English) with their imbalance English like Diego Coasta's feet cheesy they think before they pronounce each word so as to avoid mistake, most of them, their parents don't speak English to them at home, they may not even understand it, yet they'll ignore their own dialect and become queen Elizabeth's children.I'm not going against them for speaking English because practice makes perfection but neglecting your own language totally is a turn off and I personally count it as "forming" and insecurity (maybe you'll be rejected), some will even pretend as if they don't understand their dialect at all until (her) mum calls cheesy that's when you'll hear Igbo-ora/Lanlate dialect grin or the conc Anago from Ipokia gringrin
The Holier-Than-Thou
These ones will answer thus; if you ask them these any day any time;Where are you going? Church.
Where are you coming from? Fellowship.
What are you reading? Bible.
Who were you talking to on phone? The youth pastor.
When are you leaving? After the choir rehearsal.
What is that on your lips? Anointing oil.
Their hijab is almost 12yards, they won't sshake guys (it's "haram" taboo), the most annoying thing is if you're not doing what they do, they'll look at you as a sinner.
"God first" Yes, that still remains the unchangeable fact, God first in everything we do but do the right thing at the right time, God is not looking at it from the same perspective with us, and remember that; excess of everything is bad.
Obviously, 50% of this category of Freshers ARE NOT HOLY/RIGHTEOUS. "Their talking drums change tone when the party gets to the middle".
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